INS jokes
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.