INS jokes
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.