INS jokes
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Henry is in Uranus.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.