INS jokes

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man!

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.

Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a Target on every corner.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.