INS jokes

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What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

What do mermaids put in the salads?

Sea cucumber.

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?

A woman.

What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."

The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?

They are both twisted.