INS jokes
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.