INS jokes
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.