INS jokes
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
WTF is going on in texas
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.