INS jokes
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."