INS jokes

Pedo

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Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.

Garden

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.

Chick

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How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Boss

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I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

Hippo

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Happy was a cute hippo.

Happy sleeps in the water.

Happy walks on land.

Happy runs on Savannahs.

Happy swims in mud.

Happy takes a bath.

Masturbation

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I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!

I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"

Virus

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"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

Children

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How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.

Prison

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A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Indian

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There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

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  • Arson

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    A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

    Wolf

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    Wolf looks like a fox.

    It has the sharpest claws.

    It has a bushy tail.

    To eat, it doesn't fail.

    It has a coat of red.

    My grandmother has said,

    It hunts in search of food.

    It is never, never good!

    Fox

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    Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

    Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

    Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.