INS jokes
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.