INS jokes

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."

I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.