INS jokes
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.