INS jokes

Twin Towers

    • I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

    So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

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    • Grandma

    • 3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.

    Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"

    Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"

    Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."

    Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.

    Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"

    Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"

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    • Teacher

    • In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.

    She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."

    The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."

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    • Bear

    • The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."

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