Innuendo jokes

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.

How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?

A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!

I suck big weiner.

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

"Fuck me."

That's what she said.

My name is Big Dick.