Innuendo jokes

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?

A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!

I suck big weiner.

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

"Fuck me."

That's what she said.

My name is Big Dick.