Implied

Implied jokes

Insult

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I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

Rape

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Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.

Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)

Bomb

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"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Family

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Billy: *spits out food*

Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.

Dad: *looks at mom*

Mom: Shut up.

If you get it, you get it.

Community talk

(This does not imply to a broad spectrum of people) so, it must be pretty nice to have the upper advantage huh, knowing that you carry that guilt of the mistakes you made that have cost you much; and knowing you have advantages to your disposal. but you know when all is said done it carries but you're mistakes* have made me face Juvy and others, because they were right about you and I should have listened. js know that you have that doubt in you that will carry for a long time.

Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.