Implied

Implied jokes

Soldier

  • Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

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  • Insult

  • I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

    I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

    I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

    Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

    You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

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  • Uncle

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

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  • Libertarian Party

  • What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

    Libertarian Party.

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  • Community talk

  • (This does not imply to a broad spectrum of people) so, it must be pretty nice to have the upper advantage huh, knowing that you carry that guilt of the mistakes you made that have cost you much; and knowing you have advantages to your disposal. but you know when all is said done it carries but you're mistakes* have made me face Juvy and others, because they were right about you and I should have listened. js know that you have that doubt in you that will carry for a long time.

  • Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

  • Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.