Innuendo jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Spread your legs and give me an hour.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.