Innuendo jokes
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
I suck big weiner.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Spread your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
If you are a female pedo, I am looking for you.
And if you want, I'll give you my wand.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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