Innuendo jokes
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
What do Lindsay Clancy and Jane Doe have in common?
Neither could walk after what they did.
What do Jane Doe and a cheap discount store have in common?
When the shop's open late, inventory management shuts down, but we all know there's probably some sausages in there.
My name is Big Dick.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!