Innuendo

Innuendo jokes

Farmer

    • I hear Cornell produces very dedicated farmers; they’ll plow a field all night long no matter how much resistance she gives ’em.

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    • Candy

    • There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

    "All I want is a good Blow Pop."

    "I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

    "If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

    "Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

    "Or adopt Three Musketeers."

    "Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

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    • Butt

    • REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

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    • Innuendo memes

    Priest

    • What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

    They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

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    • Class

    • Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

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    • Penis

    • A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."

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    • Alphabet

    • Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

    I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

    (Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

    (Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

    What letter is really hot? T

    C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

    ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

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    • School

    • I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

    Boy

    • These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

    Boy: Spell ME.

    Girl: M-E.

    Boy: You forgot the D.

    Girl: There is no D in ME.

    Boy: Not yet.

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    • Sister

    • My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

    I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

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    • Fish

    • A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

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