Sexual innuendo jokes
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
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It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔