Sexual innuendo jokes
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."