Injury

Injury jokes

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!

Rachel: Alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."