How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Injury Jokes
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Cut.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
I slit my wrists.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
