Im jokes
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
I'm a turd.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!