Im jokes
I'm autistic.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
"I’m coming for you two!"
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.