Im jokes

I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

I’m a short joke.

I’m only five feet tall 😞

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

I'm autistic.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.