Im jokes

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

I’m a short joke.

I’m only five feet tall 😞

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

I'm autistic.

The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."