Im jokes

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Orphan: Help, I'm lost.

Someone: Wears your parents.

Orphan: >:(

I’m back, bitches!

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.