Im jokes

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

I can't come in, because I'm too high.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."