Im jokes

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

I can't come in, because I'm too high.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"