Im jokes
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!