queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot catd
kill yourself in anyway. Im doing it the HIGHway.
one i grow some som more yea i am 4 im caillou im caillou im caillou thats me.
Im the second worst thing to happen to those orphans
im sorry my jokes are so bad
less Depresso more espresso, i'm still depressed but now im fast.
my mom said u failed school. i said dont be supersized im a retard mom.
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Im dead serious about kobe :Kobe in heaven.....
Im not a robot but orphans are
like if im fine ish
comment if im ugly
Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast, I tell the waitress I want to pieces of toast, She brings me only one piece, I tell her I want to piece, She sais: "go to the toilet", I say: "you nounderstand", I wanna piece on my plate, she says: "you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch", I don't even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant, the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive, but no fork, I tell her i wanted a fork, she tella me everyone wanna fuck, i tell: "you don't understand, I wanna fork on my table", she says: "you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch", I don't even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I dont need this shit!
So I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed, call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet, he tella me go to the toilet, I say: "you don't understand, I wanna sheet on my bed", he says: "you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch",
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says 'peace on you', I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, ariva derchi'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent
โDaddy, what are those 2 things on mumโs chest?โ. Asked Tom โThose are just....balloonsโ.said dad (Later) โDad! I think mumโs dying!โsaid Tom. โWhy?โ Asked dad. โBecause uncles blowing her balloons and she said โoh god im cumming!โ
โwhatโs that on your wrist?โ โim a cutting board. duhโ
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white
Im an alabama gamer and i wanna be free
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
Little jonnie said to his mate i bet i can make you swear, his mate said goodluck, so jonnie told his mate that he slept with his sister, his mate yelled im gonna fucking kill you!