I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
I thank god that im not ugly as you
Little herobrine im CUMMING IN UR MOM! CALL ME SADDAM HUSSEIN CUZ IM DROPPIN RAP BOMBS!!
Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
im emo btw
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
bro im so gay i can't even spell strait
im ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke i posted and what went on between me and your mum
im the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof
Im jealous of the people who never met you
~On a winter day many play. Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow im colder now~
i always say no to drugs but considering that im talking to them rn i probably already said yes
ive benin there im ghana go ive got togo
What did the cat say when he got mad?
Im hissed
Denki: Did you just... fall over? Bakugo: tch no I attacked the floor. sero: backwards? Bakugo: im talented
i have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissd on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and i said that's disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller
wantto know something funny me cuz im funny looking
What did grant say? Im gay
me: im afraid of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
