New Im Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

im shidding still babies are still coming and going

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Mickey: I want a divorce!

Minney: Are you fricking crazy?

Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Like if you think I'm stupid.

guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

I hate when people make 911 jokes, im just blown away.

My friend said not to look down on me i said i cant bc im shorter then her😭

im an orphan please stop it it' not nice and it made me cry

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what