New Im Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)

Mickey: I want a divorce! Minney: Are you fricking crazy? Mickey: No, im fricking daisy!

Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm

im black and i have a dying family in my basement that assent ate in 2 weeks they need help btw its a joke lol

Like if you think I'm stupid.

guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math

So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.

its rly funny read through everything slowly say im a man after everything i say. I went to the bar. "Im a man" you saw this woman. "Im a man" you guys married. 'Im a man' you guys bought a house. 'im a man' you guys went to bed. "im a man" you said. "im a man" she said. "im a man"

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because im a quiet kid and people act as if I’m soo dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me.. but now I’m just sick of them...

I hate when people make 911 jokes, im just blown away.

My friend said not to look down on me i said i cant bc im shorter then her😭

im an orphan please stop it it' not nice and it made me cry

Im going to burn Braden Mitchell kniffens house down 😐

Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter

im throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants lemme know if you can't cum

I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what