Kile: HEy asshole i bet you listen to trash 50cent how bout you get to quarters listen to him! My fav rapper is the best of all how bout you go eat a cracker you parrot nose fuck! remy: Im.. y-y.. YOUR DUMMER THAN ANT I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes themππ:'(:':πππΏππππ:(
i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
im freshfry idk wut alya's problem is but just leave her alone ok? thx
im alya im a dumb whore who ruins peoples fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes but i like ruining peoples fun
I luv sucking on big balls im gay af
suck on a finger once bite it of taste it put some ketchup on it wait im making a mess i bit it off!!!
Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?
hey gwen im back-dev its been soo long they unblocked it
HELLO PEOPLE MY NAME IS OSAMA IM BACK FRPM THE DED AN I WANT TO BLOW YOU
Ok, so i know most or all of you guys hate me and thats fine. You guys most likey no me as a horrible person which idk where u would hear that from. And finally I am truly a good person u just need to know me better. The only reason I fought tina and jack was because i was trying to be nice to another guy. Then i relised what side i should have been. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just im sorry and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else i think all are nice people they just stick up for each other and thats what i relised. So if you still hate me its fine ill be leaving this app soon maybe. Hate makes me sad even though i use it but i know what was wrong i want to join the good side so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
stop with the emojis they kinda just make the joke cringy for example: how many ppl π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€· does it take to have π₯πππππ???? well it takes at least 1 π€· and 1 π° and they make a perfect β€οΈπ§‘πππππ€π€. see how cringy it is im mean sure its a dumn example but still just at least less emojis
Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
im really bored and idk wut up with prince he isnt talking to me. and freshfry y u so mean now??
alr ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! have a good fucking life, i hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever ive passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beaf ill fight u bro, ur prob a stick, im fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
I always say im single, which annoys my wife.
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*