Illegal jokes
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
no fucking goddamn way
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What makes suicide illegal? Getting caught.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
murder
selling illegal weapons for $5
Remember: if having guns is against the law, it doesn’t stop law-breakers.
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lmao they're making going against Israel ILLEGAL. Cosmo this is what you support btw you should think about it critically
Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more
is it illegal to beat on yn's??