Illegal jokes
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
murder
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Community talk
lmao they're making going against Israel ILLEGAL. Cosmo this is what you support btw you should think about it critically
Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more
is it illegal to beat on yn's??