Illegal Jokes

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high

What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator

I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border

I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

Why is suicide illegal? Because it destroys government property.

the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.

One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal. It got too out of hand and I got spanked

What happens when a fog park illegally. He gets toad

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

black midget porn is in 911

i bought drugs today.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . . .

Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal