What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.