If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
How can a prostitute make more money then a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? a hooker can wash her crack then sell it again
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator