Illegal jokes
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I bought drugs today.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
HOWWW
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.