What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
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Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
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What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
get it?
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
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Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
What's the most illegal activity in africa?
Watering the plants
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
what's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
i’m illegal
Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
What do you call a criminal.
Disarmed and dangerous
it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
