If jokes
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?