If jokes
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Memes
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom