If jokes

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.