If jokes
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?