If jokes

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."

Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?