If jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Memes
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.