If jokes

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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