If jokes

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Person 1: How smart are you?

Person 2: Really smart.

Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...

If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.