If jokes

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.