If jokes
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Memes
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Comment if I'm ugly.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”