If jokes
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Like if you are a simp.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!