If jokes
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Memes
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?