If jokes
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If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Memes
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?