If jokes
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Memes
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.