If jokes
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Like if you think someone is gay.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Like if you're gay.
Like, and comment if you're single.