If jokes
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Like if you think someone is gay.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Like if you're gay.
Like, and comment if you're single.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
What would you do if you were killed?
If you read this, you qualify as gay.