If jokes
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If youβre ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Like if you know someone emo.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
If youβre ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
Like if your best friend has a dog.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.