Identity jokes

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

What is you you?

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

You are the joke.

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

I’m a paki nonse.