Identity jokes
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Ayo fake guy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Ail is gay.
Show yourself.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
You are the gayest.