Identity jokes

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

Read my name.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

Ail is gay.

Show yourself.

Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored