Show yourself.
Identity Jokes
Ayo fake guy.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
It's me, the Joje.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Cause I am Batman!
