Identity jokes

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

I’m a paki nonse.

Ail is gay.

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

Read my name.

I left my Avatar at home today.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.