Identity jokes

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Me.

Me who?

Not me.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

What do you call someone with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

You are the gayest.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

What do you call a failure in another language?

Me.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"