Identity jokes

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

I left my Avatar at home today.

I’m a paki nonse.

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

Read my name.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Ail is gay.

Show yourself.