Identity jokes

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

What do you call someone with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

Ail is gay.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Show yourself.

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Cause I am Batman!

It's me, the Joje.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."