Identity jokes
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
I left my Avatar at home today.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Who the heck is Kristie?
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.