Identity jokes
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Peter B is homogay.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
I'm horny and gay.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
I know I'm valuable.
I come with a barcode.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.