Identity jokes
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
You are gay.
Lol, mum's gay.
Memes
Its time i send a pic of myself, yes it actually me
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
My name is Jeff.
Hi, my name is Bob.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I'm a turd.
Marcus is gay.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Person you don't know, my name.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.