Identity

Identity jokes

Cousin

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Piece

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Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

Adoption

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

Mexican

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Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

Bi

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Frenid: R u gay?

Me: Yes u

Frenid: No I am bi.

Me: Dang it!

Frenid: What?

Me: I like u.

Frenid: Ok I like u to.