Identity jokes
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Like if you're gay.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Totally real face reveal
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Your mum gay.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Non-binary is a joke.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Borthwick's hairline.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Lol, mum's gay.
You are gay.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!