Identity jokes

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

Borthwick's hairline.

Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

You are gay.

What do you call a nasty ass boy?

Sam Caithness.

Lol, mum's gay.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

Marcus is gay.

Hi, my name is Bob.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

My name is Jeff.

I'm a turd.

Frenid: R u gay?

Me: Yes u

Frenid: No I am bi.

Me: Dang it!

Frenid: What?

Me: I like u.

Frenid: Ok I like u to.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?

A selfie.

Person you don't know, my name.