Little Johnny is gay.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
"Lune, it’s me."
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Soy un chacho.
I'm Priya.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Who are you?
Yourself.
There are more than two genders.
Yourself.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
