Identity jokes
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
this is me
Your mum gay.
Like if you're gay.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Borthwick's hairline.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Lol, mum's gay.
You are gay.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!