Identity jokes
You gay.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
You are emo.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
I am dark humor.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
You're gay, Amon.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.