Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Ail is gay.