Identity jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?