Identity jokes
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
I am Paul Walker.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Memes
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Ayo fake guy.