Identity jokes
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
G@y 👌
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
I am a motherfucker.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.