Identity jokes
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
G@y 👌
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.