Identity jokes
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
I am Paul Walker.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
I am a motherfucker.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.