Identity jokes

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

G@y 👌

MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

What's the difference between me and a knife?

One has a point, and the other doesn't.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

How does the non binary kill white en Amy?

They/them.

I left my Avatar at home today.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

I’m a paki nonse.