Identity jokes
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
I am a motherfucker.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Memes
umm idk
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I am Paul Walker.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Ayo fake guy.