Identity jokes
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Ail is gay.
Show yourself.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Read my name.
I left my Avatar at home today.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.