Identity jokes
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders
Show yourself.
Ayo fake guy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
You are the gayest.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."