Identity jokes
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Cause I am Batman!
It's me, the Joje.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Memes
Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Ayo fake guy.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
You are the gayest.