Identity jokes
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Memes
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
I am gay.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
What is you you?
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
You are the joke.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."