Identity jokes
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
gay people
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
My name is Jeff.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
I am the danger.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes