Identity jokes
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
You are the gayest.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!