Identity

Identity jokes

Fake

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Brother

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

ACE

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Name

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Condom

Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!

Prince

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Line

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Shooting

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.