Identity jokes
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Memes
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
I'm gay and an orphan.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.