Identity jokes

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they know which witch is which!

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

Hi, my name is Jeff.

"Lune, it’s me."

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.