Identity jokes
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
I'm gay and an orphan.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!