Identity jokes

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

Why aren't orphans gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A self-portrait.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

I am a motherfucker.

MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!

G@y 👌

Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.