Identity jokes
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
You are emo.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?