Identity jokes

What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no daddy to call.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

I'm gay and an orphan.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

G@y 👌

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.