Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Identity Jokes
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
I am Paul Walker.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
G@y 👌
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
I am a motherfucker.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
