Identity jokes

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

You are emo.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

What does an orphan's family photo called?

A selfie.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

Why aren't orphans gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.

G@y 👌