Identity jokes
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
I am a motherfucker.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.