Identity jokes
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
Like if you're gay.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Your mum gay.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Borthwick's hairline.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
You are gay.
Lol, mum's gay.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
What, I am an autist..... Villads?