Identity jokes
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Memes
this is me
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
You're gay!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Like if you're gay.
Your mum gay.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.