Identity jokes

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"

You're gay!

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

I think them homosexuals are rather gay.

A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"

What do we call a gay Canadian?

Sophisticated cunt.

Why are you gay? Because I said so!

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

What's another nickname for a flat emo?

A copping boars.

Your mum gay.

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

What do you call an orphan with no relatives?

An orphan with no relatives.

Like if you're gay.

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

Borthwick's hairline.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"