Identity jokes
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
I'm the autism.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
You're gay, except it...
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
You're gay!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"