Identity jokes
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
I'm a turd.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
You're gay, lol.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Kroll es heterosexual.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.