Identity jokes

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Epic gamer.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?