Identity jokes

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows. No body, nose.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

Why did my boyfriend leave me?

Because he's gay.

But why did he come back to me?

Because I'm actually a guy :-)

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.