Identity jokes
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
I'm gay.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.