Identity jokes

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows. No body, nose.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

Why did my boyfriend leave me?

Because he's gay.

But why did he come back to me?

Because I'm actually a guy :-)

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!