Identity jokes

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

I'm gay.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows. No body, nose.

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

Why did my boyfriend leave me?

Because he's gay.

But why did he come back to me?

Because I'm actually a guy :-)

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

Me, haha, I'm the joke.