Identity jokes
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
this is me
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
You are gay.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
What do you call a black person?
Black.