Identity jokes

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Epic gamer.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."