Identity jokes
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Face reveal
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Mathew is gay. Clap.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
I'm Gay.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.