Identity

Identity jokes

Robot

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

Gwen

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

Blonde

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Memes

Gay

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Emo

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Name

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.

Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.