Identity jokes
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
My name.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
I'm gay.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Like if I am emo.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
You're gay.
If you read this.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Who the heck is Kristie?
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.