Identity jokes

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

Epic gamer.

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

I'm gay.

Hi, my name is Jeff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.

Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

I'm gay, lol.

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.