Identity jokes
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
Non-binary is a joke.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
I'm horny and gay.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Haha, you're gay!
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"