Identity jokes

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

I'm gay.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Hi, my name is Jeff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.

Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

I'm gay, lol.

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

My name is Giselle.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

My name is Gunter.

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

Why do I support slavery?

Because I’m white.