Identity jokes
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Epic gamer.