Identity jokes
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Black dog is gay.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
I'm a human.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.