Identity jokes

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

Epic gamer.

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

I'm gay.

Hi, my name is Jeff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.

Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

I'm gay, lol.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

My name is Giselle.

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes