Identity jokes
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Epic gamer.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
I'm gay.
Hi, my name is Jeff.