Identity jokes

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Cause I am Batman!

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

They wanted somebody to call "daddy."

What is you you?

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Is that my student?

Na! It is Jesus!

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

Your hairline is more bent than your gender.

"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

Anonymouse.

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

I’m a paki nonse.