Identity jokes
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.