Identity jokes
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Epic gamer.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
I'm gay.