Identity jokes

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Epic gamer.

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.