I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Identity Jokes
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
I'm gay.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Hi, my name is Jeff.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
I'm gay, lol.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
My name is Giselle.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
My name is Gunter.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
