Identity jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Memes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I'm the joke.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.