Identity jokes

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!

What do you call a group of emos?

A Suicide Squad.

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?

Tie-wan-sho.

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Me. I am the joke.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

Family photo! :)