Identity jokes

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board!

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

Mathew is gay. Clap.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Why are you gay?

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X-Men.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?

I am not registered.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

Why is Jack so gay?

Because he is.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.