Identity jokes
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Me. I am the joke.
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!