I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Identity Jokes
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
I'm the joke.
