All of us.
I'm Batman.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
I'm weird.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
