Identity jokes
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
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What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"