Identity jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Me. I am the joke.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
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gay people
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
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Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"