Identity jokes
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
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Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."