Identity jokes
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
You a cunt.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
Yourself.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.