Identity jokes
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Marcus is gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D