Identity jokes

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

I'm illegal.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

I'm gay.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows. No body, nose.

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.