Identity jokes
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Yourself.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
I'm horny and gay.
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
I am cool.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Black dog is gay.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
You are the joke.