Identity jokes

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

I'm illegal.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

I'm gay.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows. No body, nose.

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!