Identity

Identity jokes

Hamster

When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.

Indian

What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

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    • Name

    Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

    Teen

    A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

    She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

    The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

    Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)

    Memes

    Identity memes

    Jesus

    The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.

    Grass

    What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

    Emo grass cuts itself.

    Emo

    I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

    It gave me a discount!

    Adoption

    Dad: Son, you're adopted.

    Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

    Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

    Dad

    A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

    When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

    Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

    Son:...... um