Identity jokes
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
I'm gay.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Memes
I hate life, and I'm gay.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.