Identity jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Read my name.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
I love my name.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
You're gay.
If you read this.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."