Identity

Identity jokes

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Accident

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.

People

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Assumption

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

Man

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows. No body, nose.

People

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Boyfriend

Why did my boyfriend leave me?

Because he's gay.

But why did he come back to me?

Because I'm actually a guy :-)

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  • Robot

    What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

    A trans-former.

    Gwen

    Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

    *You're a real best Gwen*

    Blonde

    What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

    Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.