Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
I'm gay.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
