Identity jokes

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

Gay.

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.

I'm illegal.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um

I'm gay.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!