How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom... ... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
I'm emo, by the way.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
