Identity jokes
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Me. I am the joke.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Ail is gay.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.