Identity jokes
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;