Identity jokes

Why do gays get bad grades?

They don't get straight A's.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

What is an Irish kiss?

Fellatio from a gay Irishman.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

What do you call an orphan taking a picture?

A self-portrait.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

My friend David lost his ID.

Now he is just Dav.

Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

They wanted somebody to call "daddy."