Identity jokes
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.