Identity jokes

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

I'm gay.

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of the time.

Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.

Gf:...

Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh...

What do you call a single bisexual?

All bi myself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

You are the gayest.

What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

A byebyesexual.

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."