A guy goes to Starbucks and asks, "Hey, if I can make you laugh, I don’t have to pay." The girl in the window says, "Okay." The guy says, "A little boy named Timmy lost his arms." The girl says, "Oh no!" The guy says, "And his dad left him when he was 4." The girl says, "Uhh yeah." The guy says, "Okay, I guess I’ll be paying then." The girl asks, "Okay, and what name will that be under?" The guy says, "Timmy, I’m Timmy."
Identity Jokes
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Gay.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
I'm illegal.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
I'm gay.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
